December 2011
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Me: Do you want any help, Mom? Mom: No thanks, sweetie. 5 minutes later… Mom: HONEST TO GOD, IT’S LIKE NONE OF YOU CARE AROUND HERE. IF I LEFT YOU FOR A WEEK, I’D COME BACK, AND YOU’D PROBABLY BE DEAD BECAUSE YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING FOR YOURSELVES. HONESTLY, I DO SO MUCH, AND I’M NOT EVEN VALUED. DO YOU EVEN CARE? NO, YOU DON’T.
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xeiryl:
jeshrate:
wait for it
this is wonderful
walks into chair
me: sorry
chair:
iamjonwanker:
my vocabulary mainly consists of omfg idk what lmao and sigh
I just do art because I’m ugly and there’s nothing else for me to do.
– Andy Warhol (via spooksie)
I can't believe I spent an hour on these...
beerinabox:
strraysheep:
i just want to be friends with everyone why is that so hard to do
blogsaretough:
i’m funnier than normal people but not as funny as funny people
dirtyheads:
anything over $10 is expensive
jelliebellies:
drunkenfist:
sleepy0wl:
luchristogo:
b1gb00tyb1tch3s:
kidkyan:
the cutest thing…
oh good lord yes
OH MY GOD HEPL ME THIS IS THE MOST PERFECT THING EVER THESE VOICES ARE 100% MY HEADCNAON THESE DRAWINGS
screams
oh my god what is this this is beautiful
precious